I challenge you to a pants-off dance-off!!! The epic battle for Brony supremacy continues in this arms race to see who can pull off the most ridiculous pony costume. There Can Be Only One! My Little Ponies never intended this but nevertheless: Two men enter… uhhhhhh never mind I’m not going to finish that :/
There Can Be Only One!
Yay it’s tax time and now I owe the IRS despite the fact that I didn’t really make that much. :/
The sad/angry cat sitting on a pile of paperwork is my new shrine to procrastination!!! All hail!!!
Taxes: I Owes Them (I Can Haz Taxes)
What happens when a quiet town gets a button with a sign that reads: “Press Button to Add Drama”
….apparently ambulances, fist fights, gun fights / shoot outs, abductions, car chases, scantily clad female motorcyclists and football players.
Not bad, not bad.
I’m feeling a bit Shakespearean…. But I’m not sure why because there sure isn’t any classical beauty or good taste in this helldump of Fail. Feast your eyes on the digression of a normal girl morphing into one addicted to tanning and ridiculous bleached hair. (Spoiler Alert) At the end she turns into a dark-chocolate colored leather sofa. It’s not a pretty picture but may well serve as a timely warning to stupid girls everywhere…
If this girl ever sees this post: read a book sometime!
fake tan, stupid girl, too tan, bros
It’s funny how easily people forget that many politicians and commentators have jobs BECAUSE they’re aggravating and offensive. So, here’s a short list of a few Obvious Trolls being Obvious:
Glenn Beck is like a modern day Moses…. except instead leading noble Israelites out of slavery and into the promised land he’s leading stupid, trailer-park dwellers out of alcohol-induced apathy and into right-wing conspiracy theories (well payed sir, well played). Rumors persist that Republican Harpy Glenn Beck plans to produce his own brand of redneck-friendly beer featuring political slogans ranging from asinine to unbelievable.
Fox News, Time Magazine, Glenn Beck You're A Troll & We Know It!
Rush Limbaugh was trolling long before trolling was called trolling. Now, instead of being a socially relevant commentator he has become little more than a zeitgeist and straw-man for the liberals to use as target-practice while fine-tuning their cruel japes. Ironically for Rush Limbaugh, he believes prescription pills are a viable alternative to responding intelligently to his critics. Bravo!
Rush Limbaugh: Professional Troll, Pill Addict & Practicing Republican
Sean Hannity has shown his true leadership skills through stirring up controversy by means of misleading news stories (and more importantly stirring up ratings) for quite some time. His tireless efforts have kept stupid people tuned in to his show about implausible things to be afraid of. This Herculean effort deserves a standing ovation. Thanks to Sean Hannity for making dumb people easier to spot!
Sean Hannity, Using Rumors and Fear to Boost Ratings.
This Alaskan has made her name by pandering to stupid, low-income stay-at-home moms… think Oprah only with a target demographic of dumber people. Sarah Palin’s method seems to be wrapping the same old politics in the presumably palatable flavor of Patriotism and “family-values” heavily seasoned with a charming blend of Guns and Bibles. Perhaps a new slogan for Sarah Palin would be: “A gun in every hoster, and a baby in my teenage daughter!” ….just a thought.
Sarah Palin with ar-15 assault weapon
George W Bush has been long admired for his tough stance on foreign policy… strange that he isn’t really admired for thoughtfulness, intelligence or groundbreaking ideas. And, for those who think George W Bush is some mastermind behind right-wing plots etc what seems more likely is a generous helping of nepotism and simple-mindedness.
Troll of The Century George W Bush
there’s more than one way to deal with child support.
child support win
Nerd Weddings, bad captions and hot fresh, steaming fail!
captions, funny wedding, bride photo
big fat GEEK wedding
Weird wedding… bride looks manly, groom looks creepy.
creepy wedding photo
fail bronies, come at me bro!
Come at me bro!!!
Charlie the Unicorn, Fail, Funny, “Would not bang.”
would not bang
fail picture of fat scummy dude in underwear with a bunch of guns. LOL
Weird creepy dude with his chest hair trimmed into heart shapes… “bringing sexy back… you’re doing it wrong!”
creepy dude with long hair shaved chest with heart shapes.
