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jersey shore ancient aliens history cahnnel mtv fail

Instead of bars carding people to see if they’re over 21 years old they should just ask patrons if they remember when history channel actually played history and MTV actually played music. now we just get the ancient aliens guy (Giorgio A. Tsoukalos) and jersey shore douchebags. are these harbingers of the next apocalypse??? methinks perhaps. anyway, enjoy more stupidity, bad pictures and bros brought to you by yours truly.

I’ve had enough of gold and trinkets and jugs of wine!

Gold, trinkets and jugs of wine!!!

Marilyn Monroe Is Not An Excuse For Obesity

stop using marilyn monroe as an excuse for obesity

when did this, become more attractive than this?

so if you have an internet and a smart phone you’ve no doubt seen the marilyn monroe photos juxtaposed against that of a starving model. and, while most people agree that eating disorders are in fact DISORDERS and NOT HEALTHY it seems that many use that reasoning to argue that obesity is more attractive than self-starvation…. the truth of the matter is that one extreme DOES NOT JUSTIFY going to another extreme….

and, for those who would argue with me or attack me as being “insensitive” it should be noted that the Centers For Disease Control list obesity as an epidemic that may soon surpass smoking as a cause of preventable deaths in the united states of america. don’t believe me??? read more here -> 1/3 of america is obese

just my 2 cents folks ;)

when did this become hotter than this???

yes i was asking myself that same question and the answer is of course that starving to death isn’t attractive… but that’s not the whole story either…

when did this... become hotter than this?

more from the interwebz…

when did this become hotter than this...?

scene wolf true love fail

scene wolf love dating fail

scene wolf "true love!!!"

Marketing execs hope to cash in on combined popularity of Harry Potter and Jersey Shore Franchise

harry potter jersey shore bro jumpiong out of window riding broom

bro jumps out of window into pool riding broom like witch

witch fail.

…But Stupid Requires A Ball Gag

bdsm fail, funny picture demotivator.
beauty is a lightswitch away, but stupid requires a ballgag

Tan Too Much

fake tan and cheesy smiles, check. dignity, lost that a long time ago…. Warning, looking at this picture will make you instantly feel better about yourself and your dating choices. Tanning Fail!

Spray Tan Fail!

tanning fail, dating fail, bros

Bros: You'll Know One When You See One

You’re The Reason Rock Died

rock on! this one goes out to all the hair-metal and butt-rock fans out there!!!! how’s the mullet and 80′s camaro treating you? dude rocking out playing bass heavy metal rock fail!

you're the reason that rock is dead

Rock Is Dead... And Now We Know Why

Hey I Heard You Like The Wild Ones, Ooooo, OOoo,oooohh, ouhohhh!

Flo Rida Fail!!! Epic fail leopard print dude in drag funny pic Wild Ones Lyrics Parody.

If You Took It Home It Would (NOT) Be A Home Run!

No Home Run Here, Flo Rida Parody

Flo Rida Lyrics, Parody, Wild Ones, Definitely NOT A Home Run!

yes friends i just ruined that song for everyone.

Easy Way to End Collection Agency Phone Calls

take vicodin and oxycontin, pills are the best way to make the phone calls go away! why get out of debt when escaping reality is easier???

Get rid of collection phone calls

Get rid of bill collectors the easy way, TROLL Demotivational

Don’t Get Out Of Debt, Get High!!!