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jersey shore ancient aliens history cahnnel mtv fail

Instead of bars carding people to see if they’re over 21 years old they should just ask patrons if they remember when history channel actually played history and MTV actually played music. now we just get the ancient aliens guy (Giorgio A. Tsoukalos) and jersey shore douchebags. are these harbingers of the next apocalypse??? methinks perhaps. anyway, enjoy more stupidity, bad pictures and bros brought to you by yours truly.

Some things never change… Poor Bill just trying to examine the goods… or because it’s kelly clarkson he’s checking out the marginally attractive :/

clinton caught looking at kelly clarkson's butt

pro-gun rants…. guys calm down! unless you’re 9 years old you lived through an assault weapons BAN!!

Marilyn Monroe Is Not An Excuse For Obesity

stop using marilyn monroe as an excuse for obesity

when did this, become more attractive than this?

so if you have an internet and a smart phone you’ve no doubt seen the marilyn monroe photos juxtaposed against that of a starving model. and, while most people agree that eating disorders are in fact DISORDERS and NOT HEALTHY it seems that many use that reasoning to argue that obesity is more attractive than self-starvation…. the truth of the matter is that one extreme DOES NOT JUSTIFY going to another extreme….

and, for those who would argue with me or attack me as being “insensitive” it should be noted that the Centers For Disease Control list obesity as an epidemic that may soon surpass smoking as a cause of preventable deaths in the united states of america. don’t believe me??? read more here -> 1/3 of america is obese

just my 2 cents folks ;)

when did this become hotter than this???

yes i was asking myself that same question and the answer is of course that starving to death isn’t attractive… but that’s not the whole story either…

when did this... become hotter than this?

more from the interwebz…

when did this become hotter than this...?

Marketing execs hope to cash in on combined popularity of Harry Potter and Jersey Shore Franchise

harry potter jersey shore bro jumpiong out of window riding broom

bro jumps out of window into pool riding broom like witch

witch fail.

News Anchor Fail: Fart failure

“died of ‘fart’ failure… he was 62…” oops, i think you meant heart failure there but i could be wrong. News reporter epic failure!

Hey I Heard You Like The Wild Ones, Ooooo, OOoo,oooohh, ouhohhh!

Flo Rida Fail!!! Epic fail leopard print dude in drag funny pic Wild Ones Lyrics Parody.

If You Took It Home It Would (NOT) Be A Home Run!

No Home Run Here, Flo Rida Parody

Flo Rida Lyrics, Parody, Wild Ones, Definitely NOT A Home Run!

yes friends i just ruined that song for everyone.

What’s Up Big Pimpin?

them stunner shades is iced out sick bro!!! Sunglasses with diamond and douchebag bro smoking cigarette epic gangster fail.
:(

Big Pimpin Stunner Shades Bro... FAIL

Self-Proclaimed Warlock Threatening Violence With Futuristic Weapons

Newhaven, Connecticut: Police were dispatched to the basement of a local home after a concerned citizen alerted police to disturbing noises including shouting, screaming and crying. Upon arrival police heard shouts from a self-proclaimed Warlock claiming that he would never be taken alive and that he had sufficient manna to last indefinitely. Later, when police were fielding inquiries from a neighboring resident (pictured below) the suspect made his escape by stealing his mother’s Astrovan.

Police Calm a Bystander

Above is a recent photo of the suspect who appeared to be using the picture on line as evidence of his prowess as a dangerous criminal and master of darkness to be both feared and respected. Upon further investigation it has come to light that the domestic disturbance arose between the suspect and a friend over which one of them would date the hypothetical love-interest over which they both pine. The situation escalated after the suspect took a photo of the aforementioned hypothetical love-interest into the bathroom for some “me-time”. The suspect’s mother could only comment that she needed the van back so she could go to Walmart and stock up store-brand menthol cigarettes and boxed wine.

Argument Over Nonexistant Girlfriend Started Altercation

TNT Cable Channel Promotion in Belgium

What happens when a quiet town gets a button with a sign that reads: “Press Button to Add Drama”

….apparently ambulances, fist fights, gun fights / shoot outs, abductions, car chases, scantily clad female motorcyclists and football players.

Not bad, not bad.