It’s funny how easily people forget that many politicians and commentators have jobs BECAUSE they’re aggravating and offensive. So, here’s a short list of a few Obvious Trolls being Obvious:
Glenn Beck: Idiot Whisperer
Glenn Beck is like a modern day Moses…. except instead leading noble Israelites out of slavery and into the promised land he’s leading stupid, trailer-park dwellers out of alcohol-induced apathy and into right-wing conspiracy theories (well payed sir, well played). Rumors persist that Republican Harpy Glenn Beck plans to produce his own brand of redneck-friendly beer featuring political slogans ranging from asinine to unbelievable.
Fox News, Time Magazine, Glenn Beck You're A Troll & We Know It!
Rush Limbaugh: Obvious Troll
Rush Limbaugh was trolling long before trolling was called trolling. Now, instead of being a socially relevant commentator he has become little more than a zeitgeist and straw-man for the liberals to use as target-practice while fine-tuning their cruel japes. Ironically for Rush Limbaugh, he believes prescription pills are a viable alternative to responding intelligently to his critics. Bravo!
Rush Limbaugh: Professional Troll, Pill Addict & Practicing Republican
Sean Hannity: Republican News Personality & Fear Monger
Sean Hannity has shown his true leadership skills through stirring up controversy by means of misleading news stories (and more importantly stirring up ratings) for quite some time. His tireless efforts have kept stupid people tuned in to his show about implausible things to be afraid of. This Herculean effort deserves a standing ovation. Thanks to Sean Hannity for making dumb people easier to spot!
Sean Hannity, Using Rumors and Fear to Boost Ratings.
Sarah Palin: Pseudo-Family Values, Guns & Bibles
This Alaskan has made her name by pandering to stupid, low-income stay-at-home moms… think Oprah only with a target demographic of dumber people. Sarah Palin’s method seems to be wrapping the same old politics in the presumably palatable flavor of Patriotism and “family-values” heavily seasoned with a charming blend of Guns and Bibles. Perhaps a new slogan for Sarah Palin would be: “A gun in every hoster, and a baby in my teenage daughter!” ….just a thought.
Sarah Palin with ar-15 assault weapon
George W Bush: Trolled An Entire Planet
George W Bush has been long admired for his tough stance on foreign policy… strange that he isn’t really admired for thoughtfulness, intelligence or groundbreaking ideas. And, for those who think George W Bush is some mastermind behind right-wing plots etc what seems more likely is a generous helping of nepotism and simple-mindedness.
Troll of The Century George W Bush