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Save Money This Valentines Day…

Save Money By Making Yourself Un-Date-Able!

Bad tattoos will certainly send the love of your life heading for the door. here’s a perfect example!

Get Caught Checking Out Members of The Opposite Sex

already in a relationship? get caught checking out someone else to make them leave you for the scoundrel all your friends already know you are! ..i suppose this hasn’t worked for bill clinton so far but at least his wife moved to another state.

Need To Break Up? Pretend You’re Gay!

So, the old ball and chain is still hanging around, eh??? well you could always pretend that you’re gay!

Need To Break Up? Introduce Your GF Or BF To the Relatives!

Breakup Advice: Act Like An A-Hole

Oh wait, girls like a-holes so just be a really nice guy and relish your lonely freedom!

Single On Valentine’s Day??? A Hangover Is Coming!

Eddard / ned stark “winter is coming meme” at its worst… If you’re single on Valentine’s day it’s a safe bet that a hangover is coming.

Single On Valentine's Day, A Hangover Is Coming!

I Love You Like I Love Whiskey In My Coffee!!!

Romance, affection and alcohol abuse! You too can have it all.

Valentine’s Day Ecard

When I’m Single I Resent Valentine’s Day on Principle.

Let's Pretend valentine's Day Is Stupid because we're single

love in the hood

with valentine’s day approaching we thought you’d like this opportunity to share your feelings with that special someone.

Valentine’s Special! Name a Cockroach After a Loved-One

New York Zoo (Bronx, NY) has started a program where for 10 dollars you can have a cockroach named for that special someone. Comes with an E-Card greeting and optional cockroach shaped chocolate confections!!!!

Learn more —>

Bronx Zoo Valentine’s Day Cockroaches

Show that special snuggle-bear how much you care this Valentine’s Day <3 <3 <3

XOXO

(admin buys one for Ex… J/K… no seriously)