Save Money By Making Yourself Un-Date-Able!
Bad tattoos will certainly send the love of your life heading for the door. here’s a perfect example!
Get Caught Checking Out Members of The Opposite Sex
already in a relationship? get caught checking out someone else to make them leave you for the scoundrel all your friends already know you are! ..i suppose this hasn’t worked for bill clinton so far but at least his wife moved to another state.
Need To Break Up? Pretend You’re Gay!
So, the old ball and chain is still hanging around, eh??? well you could always pretend that you’re gay!